Aasgaard Made Keeper of the Sacred Chao

Eris Herself appeared unto Joshua Aasgaard on or about late one Friday night during Beltane, announcing to him that from that day forward he must take the honor and burden of being a Keeper of the Sacred Chao.

The flashes of light in young Aasgaard's mind did meld and merge together to form strange lines until a solid silver-and-gold item on a key chain was passed forward to him. Slowly, over the following years, he came to talk with squirrels and dolphins and his wife always wondered who the little people were who sometimes ran around inside the whites of his eyes. They weren't pixies; Elise knows pixies. They were something else.

Start learning about the Sacred Chao. There is much truth hidden between the lies of Malclypse the Younger.

Or Go For the Straight-Out Book of Lies in HyperDiscordia, Confusion for a New Generation or how about a Tarot Reading?